My new Camps Bay business venture.

Instead of becoming  a dog walker, I have decided to walk mobile phones or fitness devises. For those of you who need to walk 10 000 steps or more a day to earn Discovery points or show off to your friends or feel better about yourself – I can do it for you.

Non Camps Bay residents will need to drop their devices at my house before sunrise and I can collect and drop for the Camps Bay residents.

On Mondays and Thursdays, wind permitting, we climb Table Mountain, so if you prefer to achieve many flights of stairs – these will be the days for you.

If you partake in scandalous text or e-mail gossip or have very good music, or open for overseas phone calls – I will need your phone pin.

Payment will be 50% of your rewards and I prefer the Kauai smoothies or the discounted waterless car wash.

Answering calls and texting will be extra. If it makes for interesting reading, (funny, scandalous or newsworthy) it will be free.

Should you be interested, you can reply on our Facebook page or via Twitter.

My new Camps Bay business venture.